Daria1997

[Jane and Trent are on a plane on their way to a family reunion which they are not at all thrilled about]

Jane:
Let's talk strategy. I don't wanna arrive without a plan.

Trent Lane:
Hey, I already thought of that. As soon as we get there, we find a bar, and we don't leave it until we're unconscious.

Jane:
Good plan. But, first of all, they probably wouldn't serve me. Second, I don't want to pass out. And third, right before *you* pass out, you'll decide it's time to be *honest* with everyone.

Trent Lane:
Oh, yeah. Bad idea. Don't want to be honest with Aunt Ellie about her vacation pictures.

Jane:
[grimacing in disgust] Or Cousin Jimmy about his modeling career.

Trent Lane:
Or Aunt Bernice about her hats.

Jane:
Who's Aunt Bernice?

Trent Lane:
You know, from Middlebury? She wears those straw hats. Thinks they're country or something. They look like the kind they put on horses to keep the sun off their heads.

[Jane looks over to her left, at a scowling old woman sitting next to her, who happens to be Aunt Bernice - wearing a large straw hat like the ones Trent mentioned. Clearly she heard what Trent said about her]

Jane:
You say she's from Middlebury?

Trent Lane:
Yeah.

Jane:
So, we'd be flying out of the same airport.

Trent Lane:
Yeah, yeah, Janey. What's your point?

[Trent removes his sunglasses, and suddenly notices that Aunt Bernice is sitting near them, glaring at him]

Aunt Bernice:
[sourly] Hello, Trent.

Trent Lane:
[puts his sunglasses on] Um... hello, Aunt Bernice. I like your hat.

[Jane pats her forehead in an "ah, jeez" gesture. Aunt Bernice still looks annoyed]