Daria1997

Quinn Morgendorffer:
[telling campfire stories at night] So Cinderella said, "I can't go to the ball in these rags." And her fairy godmother waved her wand and behold, she was wearing a gown of silver and gold. Big clunky silver and gold sequins, like you wouldn't wear to one of those seventies nostalgia proms, much less a formal party at a palace. And when she went to check out herself in the mirror, the one that usually made her look thin, instead she looked bloated...

Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer:
Quinn, honey, are you *sure* this is a scary story?

Quinn Morgendorffer:
Wait! I haven't gotten to the shoes yet!