Daria1997

Jane:
Let me get this straight. You, Jake, Helen, and Princess Grace are going camping? Like in the woods camping?

Daria:
I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our friendship.

Jane:
I *do* envy you.

Daria:
Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain, and you'll have to be destroyed.

Jane:
Do you know where I'll be this weekend? The Lane family reunion. Dozens of Lanes from all over the country converging in one Midwestern split-level to remind themselves why they scattered in the first place.

Daria:
Wow. I didn't think your parents would be caught dead at something like that.

Jane:
They wouldn't. We're the black sheep of the clan. We're only invited because hating us brings them all closer together. My parents are much too smart to fall for that trick.

Daria:
I thought so.

Jane:
So, they're sending me and Trent as their representatives.

Daria:
You know, a weekend in the woods is starting to look pretty good.

Jane:
A weekend on the world's tallest pile of seagull droppings is starting to look pretty good.