Dark Matter2015

[the Android, trying to make herself more appealing like Wendy the Android, tries out alternate accents when she comes across One in a hallway]

The Android:
[British accent] 'Ello, you look to be in a right smashing good mood. You'll be chuffed to 'ear I've found a way ter convert the engine's residual byproducts into a nutritious, protein-rich meal supplement.

One:
Why are you talking like that?

The Android:
[Scottish accent] Och, ye've noticed. It just so happens that I too come programmed wif several unique linguistic varieties.

The Android:
[German accent] Zhere ofer two tozen eccents to choose vrom. You can zelect vone or ve can go vith a taily hrotation.

One:
I umm, I don't...

The Android:
[Jamaican accent] Don't worry about it, mon. Yuh dun havtah decide rite dis second. Dere's ova twooooo dozon.

One:
No. Just... no.

[One walks off]

The Android:
[Australian accent] Maybe we can twalk about it a bit layta then.

[the Android seems disappointed, then zips her top all the way back up]