Dave's Old Porn

Dave's Old Porn2011

Dave's Old Porn was a comedy show starring Dave Attell that premiered on Showtime on October 20, 2011. Attell has described the series as "the Mystery Science Theater of porn." Through the show's Twitter account, Attell revealed Showtime passed on a… more »



Dave Attell:
She is so hot, do you think- how many guys locked up do you think have like a tattoo of her on their back, doing pull-ups somewhere?

Artie Lange:
Well, I've been in a lock up, I can tell you: in L.A. County it's exactly 14 guys.

Dave Attell:
[Dave laughs] Hooray for Artie.

Artie Lange:
And the rest of them have tattoos of Speedy Gonzalez.

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