Dawson's Creek1998

Joey:
Let me get this straight. You've tried to create some sort of a snail menage-a-trois?

Pacey:
Well, it sounds stupid when you say it out loud, but I just saw this really pretty snail in the tank over by the window, and I don't know. Last night it just seemed really brilliant.

Joey:
Let me fill ya in on something here. You know this pretty little snail over here by the window? It's what you call a carnivorous snail, and do you know what carnivorous snails eat?

Pacey:
Other snails.

Joey:
Yeah, other snails. Other snails such as our snails, such as the snails we are desperately relying on to raise our marine biology grades.