Dead Like Me2003

Ray Summers:
[George and Ray are playing darts and Ray sees Mason and Daisy laughing together] So what's that about?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Probably you.

Ray Summers:
I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive.

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Take a number.

Ray Summers:
How do you know her?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
That's none of your f***ing business.

Ray Summers:
You're an angry little thing aren't you?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
[turns to face him] You call me a "little thing" again and I'll put this f***in' dart right between your twinkling eyes!

Ray Summers:
Nother' tequila?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Please. [throws dart] So you the love em' and leave em' type?

Ray Summers:
I've done that.

Georgia 'George' Lass:
What is up with that?

Ray Summers:
What's the matter George? A boy not nice to you?

Georgia 'George' Lass:
[sarcastically] No, I'm good.

Ray Summers:
I'll bet you are. [turns to bartender] Macy, two more.

Ray Summers:
Ok George, five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One, we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two, we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three, we will lie, cheat, steal, or murder in order to get that thing... Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. In order to F*** you. [George's eyes widen] Four, we freely admit the number is one through three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it, you can't live without us.

Georgia 'George' Lass:
Here's to your bullshit Ray [they clink glasses and drink a shot, then George throws 3 darts, the last one a perfect bullseye] F***in' men.