Dead Like Me2003

[Roxy turns to the underpass, where Chuck was turned his car into a shrine]

Chuck:
I knew you'd come back.

Roxy Harvey:
I have to give you a ticket.

Chuck:
Thank you. I wrote you something, too. [takes out a wrinkled paper] I realized that when you did the thing that you did, that there were no words in the English language to describe it, so I came up with some words that would help other people understand. Hagelblass: the argument with God. That's what happened between you and me. Stubblerud: the moment in the Hagelblass when there's no turning back. That's when the human need to be taught a lesson.

Roxy Harvey:
Hold on, sir.

Chuck:
No, don't call me sir. Don't call me sir. I am nothing but a Whispanaut, an unworthy one in your presence.

Roxy Harvey:
[shocked] Jesus...

Chuck:
Are you Jesus?

Roxy Harvey:
No, I'm not Jesus! What's your name, anyway?

Chuck:
Before the Hagelblass... uh, call me Chuck.

Roxy Harvey:
Okay, Chuck. I think what happened to you before was something you imagined. Maybe you had a stroke or something.

Chuck:
When you separated my soul from my body...

Roxy Harvey:
That didn't happen.

Chuck:
- you cured me of all my anger. In one moment, you gave me all the answers.

Roxy Harvey:
Nothing happened.

Chuck:
*Everything* happened!