Death Battle2010

Wizard:
[about Orchid] She has one more weapon in her arsenal. Or rather, two.

Boomstick:
Her Fun Bags of Destruction! And you just thought I was being a pig earlier, but really whipping out the girls causes an instant heart attack to whoever views them.

[in the game, Orchid opens up her vest to reveal her breasts to an opponent, who then falls over dead]

Boomstick:
I now know the way I want to die.

Wizard:
I never thought I'd see a lethal set of mammary glands.

Boomstick:
But you'd think it'd only work on people, right? Nope! Her super-b*obs can kill humans, robots, aliens, a dinosaur, and even a walking skeleton who's missing the one bone that matters.

Wizard:
There is only one possible explanation for this. Her breasts must be so impossibly, unnaturally large that no brain can process the shock of seeing them. Even while female brains are immune to the sexual shock, they will grudgingly forfeit out of jealousy.

Boomstick:
[chuckles] Oh, she'll be crying into a tub of ice cream tonight.