Death Battle2010

Wizard:
[about Rebecca Black] Though Black is an early riser, she seems to have an extreme case of ADHD. She cannot focus on one thing for very long. While waiting for the bus to go to school, she completely forgot what she was doing and wound up going to a party with her friends after seeing them drive by, skipping class in the process.

Boomstick:
[about the person driving the car] Whoa! That kid looks way too young to be driving!

Wizard:
She is also incredibly indecisive. She can't even figure out where to sit.

Boomstick:
But when she finally makes up her mind, she makes the worst possible choice.

Wizard:
Instead of sitting in the car like a normal person, she stands in the back seat, even while "cruising down the highway". Keep in mind, the average speed limit of a highway in the Unites States is 60 MPH.

Boomstick:
This chick is crazy!