Death Battle2010

Wizard:
Behold the Thunderzords, mighty bestial vehicles and a force like you've never seen before.

Boomstick:
Unless you live in Japan. Then that sh*t is everywhere.

Wizard:
The Thunderzords are piloted by the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, five overbearing and over-emotional humans.

Boomstick:
Teenagers...

Wizard:
For over a year, these five heroes defended the Earth from the evil Rita Repulsa and her cronies.

Boomstick:
But when her boss, Lord Zedd, showed up and started beating some serious Ranger ass, the team knew they needed some help.

Wizard:
Thus, a giant floating head in a tube and his robot buddy set to work building a new Ranger with a new Zord.