Designing Women1986

Julia Sugarbaker:
[Eldon and Julia are looking at a book of wall paper samples and discussing how important it is to make the selection as the finish deadline approaches] Now, this is the wall paper we would like you to use. I know you said that the other wall paper made you dizzy...

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
[Interrupts Julia] I don't like it.

Julia Sugarbaker:
I beg your pardon?

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
It doesn't have any red, white or blue, and I told you I wanted something that goes with the American flag.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Yes, well, we've been all over that, but we simply cannot decorate around the American flag.

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Why not?

Julia Sugarbaker:
Because no one puts a flagpole in the middle of the room.

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Why not?

Julia Sugarbaker:
Because... it would look... ODD!

Eldon Ashcroft IV:
Well, I thought... that the customer... was *always* right.

Julia Sugarbaker:
Well, you... were *mistaken* [drops the book on the ground] That was two weeks, 3 wall papers, 2 floor coverings, 11 sofas, 4 end tables and 16 LAMPS AGO! WE ARE NO LONGER *INTERESTED* IN WHAT THE CUSTOMER THINKS, OR WANTS, AND FURTHERMORE, THERE IS *NOT* GOING TO BE A VIBRATING BED WITH A PAY BOX OR A REVOLVING SCREEN LAMP WITH A CAMP SCENE! NOT AS LONG AS THE NAME *SUGARBAKER* RESTS ON THIS PROJECT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?