Desperate Housewives2004

Susan Mayer:
Did I mention that Maggie is an amazing chef? We're embarrassed to be cooking for her.

Maggie Gilroy:
Stop. So, um, Mike, do you have a favorite type of cuisine?

Mike Delfino:
Nah. After three months of prison food, everything tastes good to me.

Maggie Gilroy:
So you were in prison?

Susan Mayer:
He was totally innocent.

Mike Delfino:
Yeah, a woman was bludgeoned to death, and her blood wound up on my wrench.

Maggie Gilroy:
Oh, my god.

Susan Mayer:
But he was cleared. All charges dropped. Here. Eat this. [She shoves an hors d'oeuvre into his mouth]

Maggie Gilroy:
It's just so awful. I mean, to go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.

Mike Delfino:
Oh, it was just a few months. Now my first stretch for manslaughter... that was brutal.