Desperate Housewives2004

Bree Van De Kamp:
Reverend, I don't mean to criticize, but it sounds like you're giving up.

Reverend Sikes:
Well, we can't force him on the path of righteousness. He himself has got to want to make the journey.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Well, then, what do we do, just stand by while he starts dating boys?

[to Andrew]

Bree Van De Kamp:
And by the way, the correct word is not "gay." It's "sodomy."

Rex Van De Kamp:
We're in the middle of dinner.

Bree Van De Kamp:
So?

Rex Van De Kamp:
So, can you at least wait until desert before calling our son a sodomite?

Bree Van De Kamp:
How you can sit there and be so casual is beyond me.

Rex Van De Kamp:
For starters, I knew this dinner was a bad idea the moment you suggested it.

Bree Van De Kamp:
Well, at least I'm trying to be pro-active!

Reverend Sikes:
Please, there's no need to get upset.

Bree Van De Kamp:
I am upset because there is a problem here and no-one seems to notice it but me.

Rex Van De Kamp:
As far as I'm concerned, if Andrew is happy with who he is, then it is our job to support him!

[brief silence]

Bree Van De Kamp:
[to Andrew] Your father is into S&M.

Rex Van De Kamp:
Bree!

Bree Van De Kamp:
He makes me beat him with a riding crop and I let him. It's no wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.

[Bree gets up and leaves]

Rex Van De Kamp:
Excuse me.

[Rex leaves too]

Andrew Van De Kamp:
[to Reverend Sikes] What a fun night. You know, we should really do this again sometime.