Desperate Housewives2004

Susan Mayer:
[singing "New York, New York" to live piano accompaniment after just learning from neighbor Edie that she had had an indiscretion with Carl, her ex] Start spreading the news, I'm leavin' today. I wanna be a part of it, New York, New York. These vagabond shoes... [whispers in the mike to Carl] You're an ass, you know that? [piano stops] No, keep playing. [resumes singing] Are longing to stray. [speaks] There's a word you know, right? [sings] And get around the heart of it, New York, New York. I wanna... [speaks] just tell you that the affair was one thing. I mean, I forgave you because on some small level, I thought you were in love with her, and now I find out that you were just groping people at parties. [sings] Top of the heap. [speaks] Karl, don't you turn away from me. Look at me! You know, what else were you doing during our marriage? How many other women were you sticking it to? As God is my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell before I ever feel sorry for you again! [awkward silence in the bar; finishes song] New York! [piano fluorish]