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Desperate Housewives is an American television comedy-drama and mystery series created by Marc Cherry and produced by ABC Studios and Cherry Productions. It originally aired for eight seasons on ABC from October 3, 2004 until May 13, 2012. Executive… more »


Lynette:
You are going to behave today. I am not gonna be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know that I'm serious, I am...

[takes a piece of paper out of her pocket]

Porter Scavo:
What's that?

Lynette:
Santa's cell-phone number!

Preston Scavo:
How'd you get that?

Lynette:
I know someone, who knows someone, who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! Are you willing to risk that?

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