Desperate Housewives

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Desperate Housewives is an American television comedy-drama and mystery series created by Marc Cherry and produced by ABC Studios and Cherry Productions. It originally aired for eight seasons on ABC from October 3, 2004 until May 13, 2012. Executive… more »



Mary Alice Young:
[narrating voice over] As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane, an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house.

[Susan holds the plant in front of her naked body and sidesteps her way down the steps and toward the garden shed on the left side of the house which is also locked. She tiptoes to the window and tries to open it, but it's stuck. She puts the plant down and uses two hands to open it, but slips and falls on her back into her shrubs]

Mary Alice Young:
[narrating voice over] Lying naked in her shrubs, it occurred to Susan that this could be the most humiliating moment of her life. [Mike walks by and notices her naked in the shrubs]

Mike Delfino:
Susan?

Mary Alice Young:
[narrating voice over] She was wrong.

Mike Delfino:
[averting his eyes and grinning] Uh...whatcha' doing?

Susan Mayer:
Locked myself out...naked.

Mike Delfino:
Oh.

Susan Mayer:
And then I fell. [crosses her legs] So how are you?

Mike Delfino:
Good, good. I just got back. I've been gone all day, and I got your message about dinner, and, um, I would love to come if the invite still stands.

Susan Mayer:
It's a date.

Mike Delfino:
Alright, I um, assume the dress is, uh, casual.

Susan Mayer:
Yeah, it's...it's casual. [Mike nods, grinning as he walks off. Susan squeals and covers herself with the plants]

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