Desperate Housewives2004

Tom Scavo:
[Tom and Lynette are having dinner with Gabby and Carlos Tom has just found out Carlos saw Lynette naked after she tripped and fell in the shower] What's going on here?

Gabrielle Solis:
Lynette was taking a shower and Carlos came by to drive her to work she tripped and fell and he helped her.

Lynette Scavo:
You told her? I asked you no to.

Carlos Solis:
She's my wife I tell her everything.

Tom Scavo:
Well you hear that Lynette? They tell each other everything, that way they know that they're not hiding anything.

Lynette Scavo:
I was just afraid you'd overreact! Like you're doing right now.

Tom Scavo:
Full disclosure Lynette! That's what a marriage is about!

Gabrielle Solis:
So I guess you disclosed your little "friendship" with Patty Rizzo?

Lynette Scavo:
What little friendship?

Tom Scavo:
You know what I think this is gorgenzola.

Lynette Scavo:
Tom?

Tom Scavo:
Patty gave me a ride home and for some reason Gabby's making a big deal about it.

Lynette Scavo:
Because it's Patty Rizzo, she's a total slut. You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car!

Gabrielle Solis:
Exactly!

Carlos Solis:
Stay out of this Gabby you've done enough damage!

Gabrielle Solis:
Hey don't snap at me! Lynette's my friend and I was just watching her back!

Tom Scavo:
While your husband was watching her back!

Lynette Scavo:
Drop it Tom! We'll continue this at home!

Gabrielle Solis:
If you have a shower at the office, how come you come home smelling so bad?

Carlos Solis:
I don't know... Why does lamb tat like sawdust?