Desperate Housewives2004

Gabrielle Solis:
Susan, if you're not sure what Jessie ment by it, why don't you just talk to her?

Susan Mayer:
Oh, that would be way to awkward. She's my boss.

Lynette Scavo:
She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!

Gabrielle Solis:
Okay, we're going to figure this out for you. Were her eyes open or shut?

Susan Mayer:
I don't know.

Gabrielle Solis:
Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?

Susan Mayer:
I don't remember.

Gabrielle Solis:
[frustrated] Oh, for God's sake, was it this?

[Gabrielle quickly smooches Susan on her lips]

Gabrielle Solis:
Or was it this?

[Gabrielle kisses Susan passionately for about three seconds]

Susan Mayer:
Uh... the second one.

Lynette Scavo:
Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.

Lee McDermott:
[snickers] See you at the parade.