Desperate Housewives2004

Susan Mayer:
Getting married is scary, but at least we'll be doing it together.

Gabrielle Solis:
Oh my God! We should totally do that!

Susan Mayer:
What?

Gabrielle Solis:
Get married! Together!

Susan Mayer:
You and me? Well... I'm beyond flattered. I find you to be an incredibly attractive woman. I just...

Gabrielle Solis:
No, stupid! I mean a double wedding!

Susan Mayer:
Oh... Oh! I would love that!

Gabrielle Solis:
I know! Then you wouldn't be mad, and I wouldn't feel guilty.

Susan Mayer:
And we could be brides together!

Gabrielle Solis:
Together! Let's celebrate! More chocolate! And, just you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you.

Susan Mayer:
That's good to know.