Destry1964

Harrison Destry:
Thank you for that warm reception. Well, folks, when old John Beasley named me to pick out the most deservin' person in Gomorrah, I knew that you would want me to do a good and thorough, fair and square job, without fear and favor or prejudice. Well, ever since then, I've been meeting almost constantly with my advisory committee. Also, in my spare time, I've been threatened, chased up and down alleyways and dark streets, clouted on the head, dropped down a well... Well, I mean, it's about gotten to the point where I think the most deserving person in Gomorrah... is me.

[the citizens of Gomorrah react angrily]

Harrison Destry:
Just a little joke, folks, just a little joke. Want to keep everybody cheerful.