Dharma & Greg1997

[Dharma and Jane are playing German toruists while shopping, Lindsay is busy/annoyed, Jennifer is laid back/bemused/wt... /but getting it slowly]

Dharma Finklestein Montgomery:
Costen poopen sweater?

Jennifer:
They want to know how much the sweater costs?

Lindsay:
It's seventy eight dollars.

[Dharma looks to Jennifer for translation]

Jennifer:
[holding up fingers] Seventy eight dollars.

[Dharma and Jane look blankly]

Jennifer:
Schleventy eighten dollarsen.

Dharma Finklestein Montgomery:
Schleventy eighten dollarsen?

Jane Cavanaugh:
Costen way too muchen.

Dharma Finklestein Montgomery:
Das is einen Donald Trumpen poopen sweater.

Jennifer:
They say it's a little pricey.

Lindsay:
Well, the sale table is over there.

Jennifer:
[pointing] Cheapen sweaters heresen.

Dharma Finklestein Montgomery:
Cheapen sweaters sucken muchen.

Jennifer:
They don't like em.

Lindsay:
I got that.