Dilbert1999

[Dilbert's "Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine" alarm clock turns on at 6:
00 a.m]

Seven of Nine Alarm Clock:
Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day. Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Wake up and assimilate the day.

[Dilbert wakes up in the middle of the second declaration]

Dilbert:
I wonder if I could ever date a woman like Jeri Ryan.

Seven of Nine Alarm Clock:
That too is futile.

Dilbert:
Ok, that's enough out of you.

Seven of Nine Alarm Clock:
Do not touch me.

Dilbert:
Then how do I turn you off?

Seven of Nine Alarm Clock:
Believe me, I am plenty turned off right now.

Dilbert:
Clock-tease.