Dinosaurs1991

Salesman:
Cap'n Willy, the old salt. A collectable mug from the world famous Fernhill Mint. Now you'd probably expect to pay a lot for a hand crafted work of art like this, and you'd be right. It's absurdly expensive. But can you really afford to live without it?

Earl Sinclair:
No.

Salesman:
Then call now. And please be patient as we check your credit. Only the select few can qualify for ownership of this limited edition master work.

Earl Sinclair:
[Oh phone] Hello.

[Is asked name]

Earl Sinclair:
Earl Sinclair.

[Person on other end hangs up]

Earl Sinclair:
Hello?