Disneyland1954

Corwin Davis:
[entering the General Store] Helloooo? Mr. Lynch? Hey, we brought you a poster.

Tom Lynch:
So?

Aurie Davis:
Hey, Corwin! Look at this! [goes over to several barrels of old, broken toys] See? There's dribble glasses, and buzzers...

Corwin Davis:
And spiders! [picks up a rubber spider out of the barrel, the legs fall off]

Jennifer Davis:
Aw, yuck!

Corwin Davis:
What's wrong with these things?

Tom Lynch:
What's wrong with it? I'll tell you what's wrong with it! Bad little boys and girls who like to touch and BREAK things!

Aurie Davis:
We didn't break anything!

Corwin Davis:
Yeah! It's already broken! It's all old stuff!

Tom Lynch:
Well, it can't be all new stuff like your father has! See, this works! [picks up a kaleidascope] All you have to do is... [he takes it away from his face, the kaleidascope has left a black ring around his eye. The kids snicker] Well, it just needs a slight adjustment, is all.

Jennifer Davis:
You know, you might have more people in here if you weren't so mean.

Tom Lynch:
Oh, is that right? Well, we all can't be as popular as your father is! We don't want your kind here in Lucifer Falls! And we certaintly don't need another joke store, we've got all the jokes this town can handle, right here!

Jennifer Davis:
But this is a hardware store.

Tom Lynch:
Oh, is that so? Well it just so happens, this is a *General Store* little Miss Know It All!

Jennifer Davis:
[Jennifer spots Lynch's cloak and brimmed hat on the hat stand and is reminded of seeing Mr. Boogedy in the woods]

Tom Lynch:
[looks over to the hat rack, then back to Jennifer] What are you looking at?

Jennifer Davis:
Nothing.

Tom Lynch:
Did your father send you here to spy on me?

Jennifer Davis:
*Spy* on you?

Aurie Davis:
[picks up the poster and tears it in half] Hey! What'd you do that for?

Tom Lynch:
I don't like posters!

Corwin Davis:
So? You didn't have to tear it up!

Tom Lynch:
I don't like carnivals! And I don't like kids! So, go on, get out of here! Beat it! [shoos the kids out of the store] Go on! You should have got out of that house when you had the chance! [the kids leave] Heh Heh Heh Heh! So, tried to pull a fast one on me, huh Davis? Well, when I get through with you... [sighs] , you'll be sorry you ever moved to Lucifer Falls. [picks up the kaleidascope again, which still doesn't work, not knowing the gag has left another black circle under his other eye. He puts it back in the barrel] Hmmph. Junk.