Doc Martin2004

[a woman phones in to Caroline Bosman's radio programme and asks whether it is true that Dr Ellingham hates the sight of blood]

Bert Large:
[listening to programme in the pub] Doc Martin'll see the funny side, he'll just go with the flow.

Caroline Bosman:
Welcome to Radio Portwenn, you're talking to Caro...

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
[phoning in to Caroline's radio programme] This is Doctor Martin Ellingham. I'd like to get a few things crystal clear for you and your puerile listeners. I admit to having certain difficulties but they have not and they never will impair my functions as a doctor. And the incident with a certain village plumber was in fact a prank with some ketchup which, I might add, kept me from attending to patients in my surgery. [ranting] As to the so-called homeopathic remedies, if there's one for chronic infantilism then I suggest that your caller and the entire village embark on a course immediately. Thank you.