Doc Martin2004

[Martin, Louisa and their new-born baby are in the village shop which is crowded with customers]

Shopkeeper:
[to Louisa] Are you sore?

Louisa Glasson:
A little bit.

[Martin overhears and calls across the shop]

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
Where?

Louisa Glasson:
It's nothing.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
Where are you sore?

[customers turn round to eavesdrop on this interesting conversation]

Louisa Glasson:
Where do you think?

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
No, I mean is it *just* the perineum?

Louisa Glasson:
The what?

[Martin points between his legs]

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
The perineum - between the anus and the vagina.

Louisa Glasson:
[embarrassed] Martin, we're in a shop.