Doc Martin2004

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
Elaine. It is *not* your job to give medical advice over the telephone.

Elaine Denham:
It was bellyache. That's not medical advice, it's common sense.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
Can *I* please decide who comes to my surgery?

Elaine Denham:
No.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
No?

Elaine Denham:
If they have bellyache or diarrhoea, I have them wait. If they've got something serious I get them in straight away.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
Thank you, I'm familiar with triage.

Elaine Denham:
Right, so I want an apology. If is wasn't for me you'd have had a dozen diarrhoeas since yesterday.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
How many?