Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist1995

Stanley:
Well, all right, what is it in particular that scares you?

Dr. Katz:
Well, honestly, I feel like a... I feel a little fraudulent, you know. I don't know if what I have to say is that interesting or if I can sound like an expert on the subject. That's the main thing.

Stanley:
Nah, you see, what you do is, you dazzle 'em with some big psychoanalytical-type words, and by the time they catch on to you, poof, you're gone. You can do that, right?

Dr. Katz:
Sure. I mean, I guess.

Stanley:
All right, c'mon, Katz, gimme your best shot.

Dr. Katz:
Well, I don't know if I could do it off the top of my head...

Stanley:
Sure you can, c'mon, c'mon.

Dr. Katz:
[long pause] Okay. Um, this is how I'm planning to open.

Stanley:
Go ahead.

Dr. Katz:
"The brain... is divided into two halves."

Stanley:
Mmm. Ooh, that's gonna wow 'em.

Julie:
Maybe you could say "hemispheres" instead.

Dr. Katz:
Okay. Okay. "The brain... " That's a good idea. "The brain is divided into two hemispheres."

Julie:
Yeah.

Stanley:
Much better.

Julie:
Yeah, I like that.

Dr. Katz:
"... A... and B."