Drop the Dead Donkey1990

Dave Charnley:
[Sally has been on breakfast television plugging her book] [on phone, in posh voice] Hello. I'm ringing to complain about you giving air time to that repulsive Sally Smedley. It's a bloody disgrace.

Damien Day:
[at same time, on different phone, in 'old man' voice] I do not pay my licence fee to have to watch this kind of thing on my screen.

Henry Davenport:
[at same time, on another phone, in normal voice] I have two children and when Sally Smedley came on, one of them was sick and remained distressed for the rest of the evening.

Sally Smedley:
[entering office, cheerily] Afternoon everyone.

Dave Charnley, Damien Day, Henry Davenport:
[all slam down their phones]