Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man2000

Duckman:
I work hard everyday to provide food and clothes for my family.

Mambo:
[heading out the door] Bye dad. We're going out to the mall. Although we haven' had a pair of jeans that fit us in the past 2 years.

Duckman:
Okay so I provide food for my family.

Ajax:
Bye Dod. I'm going out to eat and then I'm going to go for a walk in the city's seedy underbelly to learn things that you'll never comprehend.

Duckman:
Why is it that everything I say ends up becoming some perfectly timed joke at my expense?

Bernice:
[walks into the room] I didn't hear you otherwise I would have made a joke at your expense.