Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man

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[Duckman is cross-examining King Chicken]

Eric Duckman:
King Chicken - Was it you or me that day that said "egg?"

George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken:
This... is your plan? [chuckles]

Eric Duckman:
Just answer the question!

George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken:
It was you.

Eric Duckman:
Exa... heh. Oops. Well, uh - Was my saying "egg" in any way because of ventriloquism? And remember: You are under oath!

George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken:
No! There was no ventriloquism!

Eric Duckman:
Uh... ha, ha. Did you, uh... use any kind of a hypno-ray on the crowd that made them hear "egg" when I really said "chicken?"

George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken:
You idiot! I assumed you had a reason for...

Eric Duckman:
Ah! You *assumed!* Is that correct?

George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken:
[growls] Yes!

Eric Duckman:
Then you shouldn't *assume!* [writes "assume" on a chalkboard] Because when you *assume,* you... you... - Wait. There's a trick here. I used to know it...

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