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Dr. Kerry Weaver:
[a female patient has complained about Pratt's breast exam] Did you TUBE her?

Dr. Greg Pratt:
What? Where did you hear that?

Dr. Kerry Weaver:
Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam. You made up the term.

Dr. Greg Pratt:
First, that term has been around since I was a 3rd year med student. Second, a 35-year-old woman complaining of pain between the third and fourth rib, no evidence of muscle strain and who's never had a mammogram. What would you have done?

Dr. Kerry Weaver:
She said you didn't find anything. She also said you seemed to be enjoying it.

Dr. Greg Pratt:
And if I had found a lesion, I would be a hero for saving her life. Besides, I did find a small cyst. Come on, Kerry; haven't you ever been turned on while giving a breast exam?

Dr. Kerry Weaver:
I'm a woman.

Dr. Greg Pratt:
Who dates other women. Come on, can you say it's never happened?

Dr. Kerry Weaver:
Uh, leave me out of this; no more TUBEs.