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[Mark is hiding behind a cart, watching Susan talk to Dr. Morgenstern]

Carol Hathaway:
Mark, what are you doing?

Dr. Mark Greene:
You see what I see?

Carol Hathaway:
Susan's talking to Morgenstern. So what?

Dr. Mark Greene:
He's stroking himself, puffing out his chest, just like a Slender-Billed... something-or-other. She's giving him full-frontal neck.

Carol Hathaway:
What are you talking about?

Dr. Mark Greene:
You'd know if you were a nuthatch.

Carol Hathaway:
Mark, you okay?

Dr. Mark Greene:
She turned me down.

Carol Hathaway:
Susan?

Dr. Mark Greene:
Now I know why. Oh God, she's stroking her neck.

Carol Hathaway:
So?

Dr. Mark Greene:
So why doesn't she just bend over and shake her tail feathers right in his face?