ER1994

Instructor:
You're carrying your child in a device that can cause hip luxation and spinal injury. He really should be in a sling.

Dr. Abby Lockhart:
Oh, well, you know, I'm a doctor, and, um...

Mother:
Then you'd think she'd know better.

Dr. Abby Lockhart:
"She" is sitting right here.

Mother:
Well, um, then you should know that a happy, healthy baby is always carried in a sling

Dr. Abby Lockhart:
Well, I do know that if you dress your baby like some sort of designer accessory, you're headed for problems. But don't worry. I work in the ER, so I'll be there to take care of her when she comes in, 14, pregnant, with a drug overdose.