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Nurse Shirley:
Are those baked beans?

Dr. Peter Benton:
Yeah, and french fries. Oh.

Nurse Shirley:
Ooh, that's rank.

Dr. Peter Benton:
What's this? Coleslaw. Ah, here's a good one, what is that? Mystery meat?

Dr. Robert Romano:
What the hell do you think you're doing operating on my patient?

Dr. Peter Benton:
[to Romano] Saving his life. [to himself] You jerk.

Dr. Robert Romano:
Get me a gown and gloves now! And Peter get your hands out of my patient.

Dr. Peter Benton:
Okay, give me a little suction here.

Nurse Shirley:
Sucker's clogged.

Dr. Peter Benton:
Yeah, it's a cranberry.

Dr. Robert Romano:
Gloves Shirley, gloves. [Enters OR] Where the hell is she?

Dr. Peter Benton:
Who?

Dr. Robert Romano:
Who do you think? What d'you do, give her extra work to hang her up here?

Dr. Peter Benton:
I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Dr. Robert Romano:
Step away.

Dr. Peter Benton:
Alright. [He does so]

Dr. Robert Romano:
Who gave you permission to start without me?

Dr. Peter Benton:
He was going into septic shock.

Dr. Robert Romano:
You are a resident Peter, you don't take a piss without getting permission. And where the hell's Lizzie, off doing your scut?

Dr. Peter Benton:
She left an hour ago.

Dr. Robert Romano:
What the hell d'you use to make this incision, a chainsaw?

Nurse Shirley:
[to Benton] He's been drinking.

Dr. Peter Benton:
What?

Nurse Shirley:
He's drunk.

Dr. Peter Benton:
Go, call Anspaugh now.