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Dr. Skye Wexler:
What kind of creepy loser hangs out in the break room all night, second-guessing the Attendings when he's not even on the schedule? I don't know if I'm being Punk'd, or if you haze all new Attendings this way, but I don't need you double-checking my work. The only reason I am here is to make some extra cash for a surf trip. Come December, I am gone. So you can stop worrying that I'm after your job, or your promotion, or whatever you and your micropenis are so afraid of.

Dr. Archie Morris:
Hi. Archie Morris. I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Gotta bounce. You good?