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[Dr. Pratt is about to give nitroglycerin to Clemente, who is posing as a patient with chest pain]

Dr. Victor Clemente:
No... no, I did two lines of coke last night.

Dr. Gregory Pratt:
What?

Dr. Victor Clemente:
Yeah, and a bottle of tequila.

Dr. Gregory Pratt:
You did?

Dr. Victor Clemente:
Yeah, not to mention three Viagra.

Dr. Gregory Pratt:
Why didn't you say something?

Dr. Victor Clemente:
Aren't you supposed to take my history?

Dr. Gregory Pratt:
Who are you?

Dr. Victor Clemente:
Victor Clemente, your new attending. And congratulations, doc. You just killed me.