Early Doors2003

Eddie:
Ken, Ken er, Ken?

Joan:
Hello, Ken, notice anything different?

Ken:
Hello, Joan, Eddie. Bloody hell you two look smart, what's the occasion?

Tanya:
It's their wedding anniversary, Ken.

Ken:
Is it? Well, congratulations.

Joan:
19 years today.

Eddie:
The great trainrobbers didn't get that eh, Ken eh? [laughs]

Ken:
Has Oscar Wilde come in?

Eddie:
Ey, are you having that, Tommy? 19 years we've being together, the great trainrobbers didn't get that, eh?

Tommy:
I've heard it before Eddie, millions of times.

Eddie:
Righto, then.

Ken:
So, what's your secret then, Eddie?

Eddie:
Always be honest to each other, that's the first thing.

Ken:
Oh, aye.

Eddie:
And tell her you love her at least once a day.

Ken:
Oh, well, make your mind up Eddie, it's one or the other.

Eddie:
Ohm no, well, that's the secret

Tanya:
Oh, I think it's lovely. So are you going anywhere nice?

Joan:
Just in here. We might stop for some chips on the way home.

Joe:
Bloody hell, Posh and Becks, eat your hearts out

Joan:
[laughs] What is he like?

Tanya:
Is that all your doing on your wedding anniversary then, Eddie, coming in here and then going for a bag of chips?

Eddie:
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

Tanya:
It's hardly romantic, though, is it?

Ken:
Show her how much you love her Eddie, throw in a fish.