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[elderly Ethel Skinner starts a conversation with Jeff who she has recently met]

Ethel:
Have you and Pauline been at it for long?

Jeff:
I beg your pardon.

Ethel:
Well... courting!

Jeff:
Oh! Yeah, we've been seeing each other for a while now.

Ethel:
Do you know all about contradiction?

Jeff:
[confused] Err.

Ethel:
Condoms!

Jeff:
Oh! Yeah, well I think we are both a bit too old to be worrying about that.

Ethel:
Oh, no, you're not. Pauline doesn't know where you've been!