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[whilst in the cafe Norman's mobile phone beeps. He looks at his phone]

Norman Simmonds:
Oh, no!

[Jean walks into the cafe]

Jean Slater:
You're here! You haven't answered any of my texts!

Norman Simmonds:
Well, I wasn't sure which one to reply to. There were fourteen of them. Well, fifteen now.

Jean Slater:
The one about dinner.

Norman Simmonds:
Oh, yeah.

Jean Slater:
I was wondering... if... you might like... a home-cooked meal sometime.

Norman Simmonds:
Oh, that'd be lovely. What we having?

Jean Slater:
Sausage surprise! I'm known for it around here.

Norman Simmonds:
Oh. Saturday night, perhaps?

Jean Slater:
Perfecto.

[Jean walks off]

Cora Cross:
You know that film Fatal Attraction?

Norman Simmonds:
The one with the bunny boiler? Yeah, why?

Cora Cross:
You're in it.

[phone beeps]

Norman Simmonds:
Oh, no!

Cora Cross:
That'll be her.

Norman Simmonds:
That's sixteen now.