Eastbound & Down

     

Eastbound & Down2009

Eastbound & Down is an American sports comedy television series that was broadcast on HBO, starring Danny McBride as Kenny Powers, a former professional baseball pitcher, who after an up and down career in the major leagues is forced to return t… more »


Ashley Schaeffer:
We got beautiful cars, beautiful surroundings... beautiful women.

Kenny Powers:
Oh yeah, they are pretty hot, huh?

Ashley Schaeffer:
They're my closers. And they help people who are slightly hesistant to buy cars; so you happen to be a man? Ashley over there will suck your dick.

Kenny Powers:
I like how you work.

Ashley Schaeffer:
You happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.

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