Emmerdale Farm1972

Zak:
[Zak returns from Chile] Mad, bad and dangerous! Zak's back!

Lisa:
Zak!

Sam:
Dad!

Marlon:
Uncle Zak?

Betty:
Well, I'll be beggered! [Lisa runs over to Zak, who expects a hug, but Lisa punches him to the ground]

Lisa:
Not a word. Not a card for months. Or maybe you weren't even gonna come back to me!

Marlon:
Lisa, they'll have you in the cop car!

Sam:
Dad, you're not dead, are you?

Zak:
[Dazed] No. I only feel like I am.