Emmerdale Farm1972

Tom:
[after Tom sends Ruth back to the kids] And any drinks My wife wants, I'll buy 'em.

Joe:
It'll be a rare day when you buy your own!

Tom:
Look, I don't want any lip from any jumped-up little squirts, either!

Joe:
How about a drink then - Will you take a drink from me?

Tom:
Ah go on, then. That's more sensible. Yeah, I'll, ah, I'll have a pint to drink.

Joe:
I don't think I can manage a pint, how about a half?

Tom:
Oh, yeah. A half'll do

Joe:
Well, Have a half here! [throws his beer in Tom's face]

Tom:
[splutters] You little bugger!

Amos Brearly:
No fighting in here. I'll not have any fighting in my pub!

Joe:
I don't mind going outside, right? [Tom walks off after a stare-down] Right, Amos, fill this up.

Amos Brearly:
Don't kid yourself this is the finish, Joe Sugden. Tom's got his own ways of fighting.