Enterprise2001

[Archer and Tucker are staging a drama show for the Ferengi]

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
I'll show you the vault.

Captain Jonathan Archer:
Trip?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
Leave the women here, and I'll let you have the gold.

Captain Jonathan Archer:
Not another word, Commander, that's an order!

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
I'm not letting 'em take my wife!

Ulis:
Wife?

Krem:
She's not the one with the pointy ears, is she?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
No. Her name's Hoshi. And you're gonna keep your filthy hands off her! Do we have a deal?

Captain Jonathan Archer:
You take them anywhere near that vault and I'll throw you in the brig for insubordination.

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
You don't give a damn about this crew. All you care about is your precious gold.

Captain Jonathan Archer:
I'm warning you, Trip.

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
You're a greedy son of a b*tch!

Captain Jonathan Archer:
What's your wife worth? Five bars of gold, maybe six? Let them take Hoshi, and I'll give you ten.

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
What?

Captain Jonathan Archer:
All right, fifteen!

[Tucker charges at Archer with a roar and continues the discussion in a brawl]