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[Tucker is posing as Captain Archer when contacted by the Vulcan Captain Tavek, who appears a little suspicious]

Captain Tavek:
You seem very young for a Starfleet captain.

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
Healthy living. You have a message from Admiral Forrest?

Captain Tavek:
I'm not certain what this means, but the Admiral asked me to inform you that...

Captain Tavek:
[reads from a PADD]..."Cal beat Stanford 7 to 3".

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
I'll be sure to tell him.

Captain Tavek:
Tell who?

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III:
Um... I'm afraid it's... confidential. Thank you for relaying the message. Archer out.