Even Stevens1999

Jason Bagwell:
The vocal quality is fair, but Ren... You're trying so hard to impress me it's almost pathetic!

Louis Stevens:
Wait a second... My sister doesn't have to impress anybody, and she may be a bossy, overachieving bathroom hub, but my sister is a great singer.

Tawny Dean:
Who wants to play in your lame party anyways?

Jason Bagwell:
Well, obviously not the Louis Stevens Experience. You got straight zeros! And Louis! What kind of a doofus are you? That's not a band, that's a fire hazard!

Ren Stevens:
Back up! The only person that's allowed to call my brother a doofus, is me!

Louis Stevens:
Yeah, that's right, bad boy! And if I'm a doofus, I wanna hear it from her.

Ren Stevens:
You might look good on the beach, but you're just a pompeus, egoistical jerk.

Jason Bagwell:
I never went to the beach with you.

Ren Stevens:
And you never will!

Jason Bagwell:
I'm outta here.

Ren Stevens:
You know, I can't believe I almost had a crush on that guy?

Louis Stevens:
Pfff. Almost?