Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Marie Barone:
You should all know better than to engage in idle gossip.

Ray Barone:
What are you talking about? You're the one who blabbed it to Debra about Choo-Choo Chulesky.

Marie Barone:
I do not blab. What I do comes from love. And if you want to know the truth, Debra is the worst gossip of us all.

Debra Barone:
Me? You're the one who once told me that Frank came to bed with a toupee on for you.

Ray Barone:
What?

Frank Barone:
This is an outrage, Marie! That was a hat I found on the street.

Marie Barone:
Oh, really? And what about what Debra told Amy last July?

Debra Barone:
What?

Marie Barone:
Debra told Amy that Raymond thought that Amy and Robert's marraige didn't have a chance in hell!

Debra Barone:
Marie! Who told you that?

Amy Barone:
Marie, I told you that in confidence.

Debra Barone:
Amy, how could you tell Marie that I said that?

Ray Barone:
Debra, how could you tell Amy what I told you?

Robert Barone:
My marraige doesn't have a chance in hell?

[Debra belches loudly]