Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Debra Barone:
I have a confession to make to you. RIght after we got engaged, I had the original stone replaced.

[long pause]

Ray Barone:
What?

Debra Barone:
I mean when you asked me to marry you I was so happy, believe me, but... I mean I know you got the best stone you could afford bless your heart but like my parents weren't that crazy about you to begin with and I didn't want to show them that stone.

Ray Barone:
I understand.

Debra Barone:
You know my grandmother Abby? She'd given me her ring years before so I put that stone in your setting.

Ray Barone:
Do you remember how much that stone was worth? Just ballpark?

Debra Barone:
Sweetie, it's not important.

Ray Barone:
How important is it not?

Debra Barone:
What?

Ray Barone:
How much was old Abby's stone worth?

Debra Barone:
$15,000

[Ray slowly falls to the floor as though he had been kicked in the groin]

Debra Barone:
I could just kill myself Ray.

Ray Barone:
This could be a murder-suicide.