Everybody Loves Raymond1996

Marie Barone:
[as Marie reads the following Ray chases Frank around the kitchen trying to steal from the last piece of pie] Based on the readings of Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer", which of the following would you recommend for fifth grade homework and why? A, a book report including cover art and illustrations. B, an oral report using period music and costumes. C, a craft project based on the pre-industrial Mississippi land. D, a fictional diary on one of the characters. Raymond! [Frank pokes Ray in the chest]

Ray Barone:
Ow! What's wrong with you?

Frank Barone:
I like pie.

Marie Barone:
Raymond, pay attention. I'm gonna read you this again.

Ray Barone:
No, not again. I heard it already. How about we don't make the kids read "Tom Sawyer"?

Marie Barone:
What? It's an American classic.

Ray Barone:
All right, then I say A.

Marie Barone:
Good. Why?

Ray Barone:
B.